July 2008. Four women trek out on their own into the
wilds of France to experience
fine french cuisine and take in some the lush French countryside and exotic wildlife... this is their journey...
Setting the stage: nearly two hour drive from Geneva to the Dombes, found the perfect quaint little town, where next to the stone church with steeple we find the perfect little restaurant with tables set out back under shady canopies with a view of the green cow pasture and the wilderness beyond...You are about to witness four women partake in four hours of carnage... I mean four hours of fine French cuisine...
Round One: whet your appetite with cured ham atop slices of melon drizzled with something or other... it was kind of sweet and sticky... the melon was great but the ham a bit strong and knowing what was ahead of us I couldn't eat but only a small fraction of a piece. Celine saved the day when she suggested that we wrap the ham up in a bun, wrap that in a napkin and put it in someones (my) purse... these sorts of things are never embarrassing to students, having lost all our pride, but usually frowned upon in fine French restaurants... even if they are in the country-side... we did it when no one was looking.
Round Two: a duck pate garnished with cream sauce and
escargots I tried them. I will try anything at least once.
Round Three: Drumroll please...... .... ... ... FROG LEGS!!!! Ok. Someone got the terminology a little mixed up because these little guys were not just frog legs, they were frog arms and frog bodies... basically all the frog but for the head. Can't see it from here?... take a closer look...

How 'bout them frog legs? Okay they were very fried and very garlicy, and one has to pick through the little bones and I'm not a fan of eating around the bones, especially with memories of 9th grade biology class and what we did to frogs back then... but as I said, I will try anything once. I was done by frog number three, but Celine reminded me that that is why we came and I couldn't wrap them up and take them in my purse... so I ate lots more, it seemed like they were breeding in the pan, I just couldn't get to the bottom.
Round Four: Roast Chicken with the loveliest sauce and the most devine mushrooms known to man (and I am not a mushroom fan, though after this I was considering getting a pig and doing a little truffle hunting myself). And in the far corner these little corn cake things that I forgot the name of. I liked those. Mmmmm.
Round Five: Fresh homemade yogurt. Also called wet cheese (as opposed to the dry cheese down below) It was very, very good.
Round Six: Dry cheese. Now I am a cheese lover like anyone else, but this cheese was a little too French for me. They were all moldy. Like hair growing off of them moldy... it was so against everything that is programmed into my ape brain to eat something that had gone off to that point. If you are French I apologize but I think eating rotten food is an acquired taste.
Round Seven: Dessert! Look at that... Need I say more...
Counting... We've been eating for over
FOUR hours... I now have
SEVEN animals in my stomach...
THERE IS A ZOO IN MY STOMACH... speaking of zoos, we better get to parc des oiseaux before we don't have time to see all the wildlife, afterall, that's what we came for, the fine French cuisine was just an afterthought, or a forethought or whatever...

Four lovely ladies at the bird park... what an adventure this is going to be!
Things I learned from the birds #1: If you have an itch, scratch it.
Things I learned from the birds #2: Hate looks an awful lot like love "mommy those flamingoes are in love"... um no. Those are two males fighting over one female. Gotta hand it to those birds the numbers are sure in the ladies' favor...
Things I learned from the birds #3: If you are cute and you know it then your face will surely show it... if you've got it, use it!
Things I learned from the birds #4: If you see three goofy birds on a log... take a picture.
Lesson learned: Three goofy birds on a log here...

Ummm a photo shoot gone wrong... and we were doing so well!

Of course this is how we are used to seeing Celine...

Until she learned that other people can take pictures of her too...

She also learned that her camera can take pictures of others as well!

And that other peoples cameras take pictures of other people too... this was the highlight of the Kirstin photo shoot.

The Michal photo shoot... isn't she lovely!

Yes, yours truely hamming it up for the camera (obviously I am used to being on the other side of my camera) and yes, the ham is still in my purse.
Geesh! We came here to see wildlife... turns out we ARE the wildlife!